I’m getting very bored of the amount of junk email I get. Mostly to my specialised “message board posting” email addresses, which never get any real mail anyway; so they’ve all been rolled over and new addresses created. Result: incoming spam down by about half overnight. Hurrah! If you did have any email addresses for me which were just message-board-name@this domain, then delete them, cos they won’t work any more.
And so, having done that, I had spam for dinner. It seemed apt.